Typical.

“Oh sweet Jesus, what have we here boys?
Some lost stray mongrel cat
Dressed up in a bum’s finest attire?
Doesn’t he know where He comes from?
Money and Respect I imagine.
Look at this Faker
This horribly empty shell of honey soaked bourgeois
Somebody please
Slap the stupid out of him and get him a desk to write at
Quickly now, before he gets lost again!”